Say It Blunt

SHIRTS THAT SAY WHAT EVERYONE'S THINKING.*

Funny, sarcastic, and wildly inappropriate tees. Pick who you're buying for — we'll do the roasting.

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Santa's Favorite Ho — black Crewneck

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Yes, I'm The Reason Your Boyfriend Is Insecure — black Hoodie

For Boyfriend

I Work In It. No, I Won't Fix Your Printer At Thanksgiving — black Hoodie

For Coworkers

My Dad Can Fix Anything Except His Own Jokes — black Hoodie

For Dad

I Survived The Group Chat And I'm Still In It — black Hoodie

For Friends

My Girlfriend's Cooking Is Great. The Fire Department Agrees. — black Hoodie

For Girlfriend

I'm Not Bossy, My Husband Just Has Great Listening Skills — black Hoodie

For Husband

My Mom's Favorite Child Is Me. I Don't Make The Rules. — black Hoodie

For Mom

I'm Not Saying My Wife Is Dramatic, I'm Saying The Neighbors Know Our Schedule — black Hoodie

For Wife

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